There are several benefits(?) that accrue to those of us who
decide that being an immobile couch potato is the route we shall
follow:
(1)We cherish our 43 extra pounds. We relish being droopy and
draggy, without much energy.
(2)We come to enjoy firsthand, up close and personally, more
cancer operations, heart bypasses and other modern day medical
miracles
(3)Because of being overweight, we become sexually irresistible
to others. The quality and quantity of our sex lives know no
bounds.
(4)We can avoid feeling, thinking and loving.
(5)We gain the opportunity to die early.
What wonderful benefits!
