Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice... I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done. I then threw away the outsides of my Oreo Cookie. Bachelor Commandment: Thou shalt not make love to thy girlfriend's friends unless you're sure you can get away with it AND you do it in her bed. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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