Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
Joey and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. Joey says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that earthworm back in that hole." GF replies, "I'll bet you $5 you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." Joey runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. GF hands the little boy $5, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, GF comes back out and hands Joey another $5. Joey says, "Grandpa, you already gave me $5." GF replies, "I know. That's from your grandma." ATTORNEY HUNTING SEASON RULE - Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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