Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places. ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men. WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED: TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet, as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected. CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow. THINGS WOMEN WOULD NEVER SAY: . How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. . How is a man like linoleum? If you lay him right the first time, you can walk all over him for the next twenty years. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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