Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
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NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) SUCKING THE WOUND AFTER ATTACK: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success. MILKING THE SNAKE: 1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front. 2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion. 3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting. 4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked. 5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes. I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget..... Adela Rogers St. John More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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