Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
Personally, I think the life cycle is backwards. You should DIE first and get it out of the way. Then you live in an old folks' home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You then get a gold watch. You go to work. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to trade school, you become a kid and you play with no responsibilities. You become a little baby. Back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating and then . . . You finish off as an orgasm. Minister: Do you know what's in the Bible? Little Girl: Yes. Yes, I think so. Minister: You do? Tell me. Little Girl: OK. There's a picture of my brother's girlfriend, a ticket from the dry cleaners, one of my curls, and a Pizza Hut coupon. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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