Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
The tomatos in a woman's garden won't ripen. So she goes to her neighbor and says, ``What can I do about it?'' Her neighbor replies, ``Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatos can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.'' Well, what the heck? She does it. Next day her neighbor asks how it worked. ``So-so,'' she answers. ``The tomatos are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.'' THINGS WOMEN WOULD NEVER SAY: . What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging. . How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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