Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
The doctor thoroughly examines the stuttering man and pronounces the root of the problem to be the man's gigantic penis causing strain on the vocal chords from the effects of gravity being transmitted up to the neck area. The patient then asks, "wh-wh-at c-c-ca-an b-b-e d-d-done ab-b-bout- t-t i-i- t?" to which the doctor replies, "We can replace your penis with one of normal size and the stuttering will disappear right after the operation." As promised his stuttering dissapears, but 3 months later the patient complains: "My wife really misses a big penis so I've decided to get my old one back and live with stuttering for the rest of my life." The doctor then looks straight at the man and replies, "c-c-can't!! a d-d- de-deal's a d-d-deal." Church Bulletin Board Item: This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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