Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
There was a little girl who needed to go take a shower, but her mom was in there already. The girl looks down and asks what is that? Her mother says, "My grass." Then she looks up and asks what those are. Her mom says those are her headlights. The next day she needs to take a shower, but her dad is in there. Her dad says it's okay to come in, but don't look down! She looks down and says, "What is that?" Her dad says, "My snake." That night, the girl has a bad dream and wants to go sleep with her parents. After she gets in bed with her parents she says, "Mommy! Mommy! Turn on your headlights because there is a snake in the grass!" Things children teach you: When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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