Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
The plane's cabin was being served by a very swishy male flight attendant who sauntered down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated beside him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one!" The flight attendant snapped back, "Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. Put up the tray, bitch." Church Bulletin Board Item: Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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