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It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
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The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over/My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal/Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord/From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job/To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing/The way it would behave
For every single morning/It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches/It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head/And watch me tie my shoes.

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Two confirmed bachelors, their conversation drifted to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way -'Take a clean dish...'"

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