It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
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Reasons Masturbation is better than Real Sex: 1.Nobody ever says, "Why is it all green and wrinkly?" 2.You'll never have two women, but you'll always have two HANDS! 3.Four words: "Brad Pitt hand puppet." 4.You can do it and play Interactive Top Ten at the same time. 5.Don't have to clean up fur afterwards. Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. P: Do you know there are penalties for perjury? D: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot less than the penalties for murder. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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