Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
Bruno, the bear, and Peter, the rabbit (who did NOT like one another) came upon a magic frog who gave them each 3 wishes. Bruno immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. Done! Peter, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. Done! Bruno was amazed at Peter's wish, but carried on: he wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well. Done! Peter then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and helmeted, he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Shaking his head with disbelief at Peter's choices, Bruno made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. Done! Peter revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Bruno was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could! The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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