Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
Dad (explaining facts of life): One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the act, even if you are doing the same thing. Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit." Son: I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and bend over." Dad: That's male nurses. Moving on, a bank teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." Son: And what does mother say? Dad: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige." A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. Voltaire said, "This is no time to make new enemies." More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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