Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
DECEPTION: Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with a girl." "Who was it, Tommy?" "I cannot tell you father" "Was it Margaret Sullivan? Was it Catherine McKenzie?" "No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was." "Okay, Tommy, go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers." So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend and co-conspirator Timmy was waiting. "What did ya get?" asked Timmy. "Well I got 5 hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 2 good leads." How to Dominate Your Man: Return his phone calls after a delay -- if at all -- to show him who's in charge. When you do call him, don't feel obligated to stop talking with whomever is in the room with you. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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