Be Your Own Therapist - Online Book - w/ Sexual Health Care Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
Dad (explaining facts of life): One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the act, even if you are doing the same thing. Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?" A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally." Son: And what does mother say? Dad: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige." One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for? He said .... Because you came home early. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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