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It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
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An alien couple and a human couple - partner swapping. The human wife and the alien husband went off together and ended up at a hotel. The alien guy drops his pants, and he is really ready...all 2 inches of him. "I don't think that this will work out, you're was just too small." says the woman. "Well," the alien says, "Watch this." He proceeds to smack himself in the forehead and his member grows to 12 inches. "That's fine," she tells him, "but it's still only a half an inch thick." So the alien starts tugging on his ears and with each tug his member grows wider and wider until the woman just can't stand it any more and they have a fun-filled night of sex. Afterwards she said to her husband "I had the best sex I've ever had. It was amazing." "What about you?" "It was wierd", her husband answered. "All night long she kept hitting me on the head and tugging on my ears!" An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a great bike?"asked the first. The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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