Be Your Own Therapist - Book Online - w/ Sex Education Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
A patient was waiting in a pre-op room for his vasectomy. A nurse walked in, lifted his robe, and pleasured him sexually. The patient exclaimed: "Hey, that was great, but why?" The nurse responded: "The doctor likes your tubes to be flushed prior to the operation." As the patient was being wheeled into the operating room, he noticed other patients masturbating. He asked the attendant why they were doing this. The attendent replied that they, too, were about to have vasectomies. The patient then inquired why he got her, while they had to masturbate. "Simple," said the attendant. "They have HMO, while you have Blue Cross." Barroom Troubleshooting Chart- SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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