Be Your Own Therapist - Book Online - w/ Sex Education Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
A sailor has sex with a Hong Kong hooker and a week later he goes to a doctor because his penis has turned yellow, purple and green. The doctor takes a look and says, "Well, it's pretty bad. We'll have to amputate." "No way!", says the sailor. He runs out and thinks, "Hmm... Chinese girl - Chinese doctor." So, he goes to Chinatown and finds a Chinese herbalist. The herbalist takes a look. The sailor says, "Hey doc, the previous doctor said he'd have to amputate." Chinese herbalist said, "Oh no. No need amputate. Two - three days - fall off all by itself!" You might be a preacher if: .You've ever spoken for free and were worth every penny of it. .Anyone's ever thanked you for curing their insomnia. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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