Be Your Own Therapist - Book Online - w/ Sex Education Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "One of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without honey for a week." Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it. "That was a butterfly," his father said, "One of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week." The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey and butter.) Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it. The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or should I?" A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me Catholic and Baptist ones." More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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