Be Your Own Therapist - Book Online - w/ Sex Education Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
A man and a woman are riding next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. The woman sneezes again; again the tissue wipe between her legs. The sequence happens twice more. Finally, he turns to the woman and says, "What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper." Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife, she has thought much worse things about you..... Jean Rostand More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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