Be Your Own Therapist - Book Online - w/ Sex Education Section
It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our sexuality. Sometimes sexual humor is touchy or offensive for us; maybe such discomfort is a signal for us to think about changing ourselves.
  ArchivedSex Joke
A 75 year old man went to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day he brings back the empty jar & explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried, with nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!" Thank-you Poem: I must express my gratitude for such a lovely gift. Your thoughtfulness and taste is matched only by your thrift. It's clear that you spared all expense, if you catch my drift. Remove the anti-theft device when you again shoplift. More Archived PG-rated Sex Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5
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